okay, fuck I am so sick of my job.
Firstly McDs isn’t the greatest job ever, but it was a last resort and NASA wouldn’t accept my application.
But that doesn’t mean customers can treat me like an idiot and not expect me to retaliate.
I’m so sick of women driving land rovers coming through my drive through with their clone daughters, both with a sweater tied around their neck.
Ordering bullshit coffee and complaining it’s not ‘real’ coffee… NO FUCKING SHIT!!!
If you want real coffee don’t bother us at McDs- on that note if you do, treat me nicely and I WONT spit in your drink.
Anyway, WTF? What does a middle aged woman with her facial skin stapled to her hairline need a land rover for? Bitch ain’t going off road.Secondly, keep in mind when you try to patronize us WE ARE HANDLING YOUR FOOD!!
We make customers cry (no joke) some fat lady came through complaining while stuffing her face with a Big Mac because we forgot to put in an apple pie, (we will give you a pie an we will apologize but don’t milk it and ask for another meal to replace the one clogging up your arteries.) Anyway after an argument a big Mac was thrown at the car and the woman came in to complain even though she was being a bitchy racist and then we made her cry, it’s like drawing blood in a fight, bitchez be proud.You also sound like a fucking idiot 90% of the time when you order in drive through so try to speak loudly and clearly, don’t sound out each individual syllable.
Please listen when we read an order back to you, the only reason we do is because you’re not speaking clearly or you’re a dumb ass. Don’t cut us off with a ‘yes’ and then complain we fucked up an order.
If you’re trying to steal from us, fuck us around or blame us for anything, remember we put through an average of 300 orders (in drive through alone) a shift, we are not stupid and we know what we are doing. WE PUT DRINKS IN SEPERATELY THEY ARE STILL INCLUDED IN THE MEAL.
Oh and for the guy today who was yelling at me today that called me a ‘little punk’ YOUR start of the day was about 5 hours after mine and you didn’t go to work to serve faggots like you. Don’t be an idiot to me and expect me to reply politely.Anyway thats enough.
Be nice to us, and straw is in the bag, have a good day.YES YES YES