December 2009
113 posts
“She said I was disrespectful and indecent and that if my father were alive, he...”
– —Billie Joe, talking about Ollie (his mother’s) response to Woodstock in 1994. (via fuckyeahbilliejoearmstrong)
oh my god lmfao.
Interesting Tricks of the Body
heygloria:
somethingintellectual:
[via]
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it...
Surrender - Cheap Trick
Mother told me, yes, she told me I’d meet girls like you. She also told me, “Stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that’s going round. Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright, they just seem a little weird. Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay. ...
“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her a sperm,...”
– (via soulverity) (via chelledimes) (via hellagela) (via jessaybz) (via vanessaparlo) (via heygloria)
hahaha!
slutgarden:
i feel dizzy, my head hurts, and my legs feel like jello.
what’s wrong with me? :(
…i have the same thing oging on too. my arms feel like theyre gonna drop off, and ive got back pain. ouch.
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
thismightsuck:
crowth:
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr....
heygloria:
billehjoez:
fucknobilliejoe:
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snapsnapgringrin:
my cover thing of andrew...
Going to look for the video of keyboard cat...does...
What English Sounds Like To Foreigners →
unicornology:
semisetadrift:
salonika:
capucha:
Yup, this is it. Exactly.
i love this!
God I hate my job so fucking much....
heygloria:
bloodstainedsmile:
whentheskyisfalling:
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you the total douchers that I work with… First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once...
Work
Im working all week. I need new work shoes as well. Yesterday at work, these two guys, they were about 25 year old, and they came in (mind you, they were very nice and funny) asking for warm jam donuts. However, i apoligized and told them that we didnt actually warm the jam ones up, and then he furthered on to say “Well can you sit on them so they warm up?”.
That made my day, so i...
Tell Me When It's Time To Say I Love You
heygloria:
wearethewaiting:
i’m crying so much rn first time i’ve heard this song. it’s so perfect and i’m in hysterics and i love green day so much i need to break down and scream at the world for not understanding and why why why are they the most realest thing in my life every single day, but at the same time they’re the closest to fantasy you can get in real life. i need them so much, i...
All I know
englisharmy:
darksideofnat:
englisharmy:
deadbeatspencer:
is that when they come back to the US, they had better play Jesus of Suburbia. I’m going to three shows. It’s bound to happen at one of them. I hear that when they do play it, they bring kids up on stage to play the instruments. I know how to play the entire song with practically my eyes closed. I don’t want to play it though. I...
